Wednesday, November 22, 2017

GLENDA
Good Morning: A guy named Bill goes to the barbershop. He and the barber talk about lots of different things, then, out of nowhere, the Barber says, “I don't believe God exists.” Bill says, “Why is that?” “Well,” says the barber. “If God really did exist and he's a loving God, there would be no suffering; no neglected children; no sickness, no pain.” Bill doesn't respond because he really doesn't want to get in an argument with the barber. However, as he leaves, he sees a man with long, dirty hair and an untrimmed beard. He runs back to the Barber and says, “There is no such thing as barbers!” The barber says, “How can you say that? I am right here.” Bill says, “Well, if there were barbers, there would be no people with dirty long hair needing a shave.” The barber answers: “Ah, but barbers DO exist. That's just what happens when people don't come to me.” “Exactly, my point!” says Bill. Think about that and have a wonderful day!