Monday, February 11, 2013

GLENDA



Good Morning: A man dies and goes to Heaven. Of course, St. Peter meets him at the Pearly Gates.   St. Peter says, “Okay, here's how it works.

You need 100 points to make it into heaven. You tell me all the good things you've done and I'll give you a certain number of points for each.

When you reach 100 points, you get in.” “Okay,” the man says, “I was married to the same woman for 50 years and never cheated on her.”

“That's worth 3 points,” said St. Peter. “Three points?” He says, slightly concerned. “Well I attended church all my life and supported its

ministry with my tithes and offerings.” “Terrific”, says St. Peter. “That's worth a point.” “One point!” moaned the man. He's really getting

worried. “Well, I started a soup kitchen in my city.” “Fantastic,” says St. Peter, “that's good for two more points.” “Two points!” the man cries.

“At this rate the only way I get into Heaven is by the grace of God.” St. Peter nods his head and says, “Bingo! 100 points!! Come on in, my

Son!” Think about that and have a wonderful Grace filled day!